NBA Christmas Predictions

• Celtics vs. Knicks

Although popular opinion says New York’s defense is weak, I’m sure they’ll make up for it offensively. They do have the younger and more athletic all-stars. The Celtics are just rusting up year by year. Plus, Mr. Truth might not even play this one. He might just roll up in a wheel chair.

• Heat vs. Mavericks

A finals rematch, with loads of differences. I think Dallas will not be able to pull out a win against a there’s-not-that-much-pressure-since-it’s-not-a-championship-game LeBron, the other two stooges and the rest of the Miami squad. Miami has a whole year of experience, which is probably enough to beat a new/old(age) Dallas team.

• Bulls vs. Lakers

I’m a Laker fan.

• Magic vs. Thunder

I don’t know much about Orlando besides the high-jumping giant, but OKC is improving exponentially. Durant is just more godly. Westbrook is The Flash with no costume. Harden is a decent shooting high-flyer. Perkins looks like Kratos. An even skinnier Kratos, with more hops and speed. IBLOCKA. The bench is also a good solid line-up.

• Clippers vs. Warriors

With a sick ass bench, slam-dunkers, sharpshooters and the best PG in the league, the Clippers will take this. Unless Monta unleashes his try-not-to-blink hand shake (that I learned by watching the video 10 thousand times).